"Gorgeous double room"

Suitable for pyramid headed people

Schrodinger's flat

• Studio Flat
• 0 Receptions
• 0 Bathrooms
• Unfurnished
• Gas Central Heating
• Conversion
• Available October 2012
• Furnished

It is both furnished and unfurnished simultaneously. It exists in a quantum superposition of states, until you open the door to look inside, at which point the available space collapses to a singularity.

Low outgoings

The office is ideally suited for a new business requiring premises with low outgoings.

Luxury electric cattle

Studio Flat benefit from Customized furniture(s), Own Kitchen, Fully tilled 3 piece Bathroom, own fridge., micro wave, Electric cattle etc.

save disappointment

"The current owners have decorated to a high standard"

use the rooms to fit [your] lifestyle

In need of modernising

"Do not miss"

(So drug addled, blogger turned it sideways)

Spacious reception

"The flat comprises; spacious reception..."

Pleased to present...

"... this absolutely luxury two double bedroom penthouse style apartment"

Stylish Apartment

"Spacious"

Lovely second floor flat

                     

"...with 1 Bathroom"

Delighted to offer

boasts a  "new three piece bathroom suite"

Spacious

For values of spacious where 'space' equals 'limited'

Superb, spacious two bedroom apartment

"well fitted modern kitchen"

Spacious two double bedroom flat

This is clearly just the servant's quarters...