"Gorgeous double room"

Suitable for pyramid headed people

Schrodinger's flat

• Studio Flat
• 0 Receptions
• 0 Bathrooms
• Unfurnished
• Gas Central Heating
• Conversion
• Available October 2012
• Furnished

It is both furnished and unfurnished simultaneously. It exists in a quantum superposition of states, until you open the door to look inside, at which point the available space collapses to a singularity.

Low outgoings

The office is ideally suited for a new business requiring premises with low outgoings.

Luxury electric cattle

Studio Flat benefit from Customized furniture(s), Own Kitchen, Fully tilled 3 piece Bathroom, own fridge., micro wave, Electric cattle etc.

save disappointment

"The current owners have decorated to a high standard"

use the rooms to fit [your] lifestyle

In need of modernising

"Do not miss"

(So drug addled, blogger turned it sideways)